May 2013
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a haiku about my otp
god fucking dammit can’t you just kiss already jesus fucking christ
May 23rd
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May 19th
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sararye: allthegleefeels: DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS AND...
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 15th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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April 2013
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Apr 23rd
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shuffle: you know it would probably be easier for you to search for what you want to listen to rather than say no to my choices all the time
me: don't be silly
Apr 18th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
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March 2013
floydofwar: cheese-for-everyone: THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YOUR CRUSH SHOWERS NAKED See, now why would you put this image in my head? That’s not playing fair. But thanks.
Mar 31st
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Mar 19th
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The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 9th
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Reblog if all your perfect men are either taken,...
Mar 8th
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 1st
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February 2013
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if you’re procrastinating and you know it clap your hands i’ll clap later
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Dule unser Schlafmonster
Frage: Machst du noch andere Sportarten in deiner Freizeit außer Handball?
Dule: Schlafen ist keine Sportart, oder?
Frage: Was sind deine Stärken und Schwächen?
Dule: Eine Schwäche ist früh aufzustehen. Boah, wie ich das hasse...
Frage: Wie entspannst du dich an freien Tagen?
Dule: Schlafen (lacht), schlafen ist klasse.
Feb 14th
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drowsie: i wish the days were longer so i’d have more time to do nothing b
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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January 2013
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person: *doesn't reply*
me: they hate me
me: i hate me
me: everyone hates me
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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punctures: ungothic: have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it  #idk how to like things casually
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
America: Move.
Balkan: De jebote makni se!
Jan 18th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 4th
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December 2012
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Dec 22nd
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